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These are the shirts that work the room so you don’t have to.

This featured collection brings together some of Smartass Goods’ most-loved, most-talked-about and most unapologetically smartass designs. From questionable judgment and dirty minds to nerdy humor, musical innuendo and the kind of one-liners that make strangers do a double take, these are the tees that earn you a place in the spotlight.

Consider this your shortcut to the good stuff: bold shirts, bad influence and wearable wit that does exactly what Smartass Goods was made to do—start conversations, get laughs and make being inappropriate look damn good.