Super Hot Drummer-Softstyle Gildan Tee

Super Hot Drummer-Softstyle Gildan Tee

$32.00 USD
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For anyone whose heart got stolen by the person keeping the beat. This shirt is for partners, fans and rhythm-section romantics who know there’s something dangerously attractive about somebody behind a drum kit. Part of our Super Hot Collection, it lets the drummer take the blame for the theft.

Printed on a ridiculously comfortable softstyle tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is ultra lightweight and keeps the drummer-loving declaration front and center through every beat, fill and encore.

Available in sizes XS-5X. Available in black or white shirts.

Also available in a women's semi-fitted tee and relaxed v-neck shirt.

A short-sleeve black crew neck t-shirt with white text that forms the slogan 'A SUPER HOT DRUMMER STOLE MY HEART'. The musician name 'DRUMMER' appears in large, bold all-caps white text, and a red heart graphic is used in place of the word 'HEART' beneath 'STOLE MY'. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A short-sleeve black crew neck t-shirt with white text that forms the slogan 'A SUPER HOT DRUMMER STOLE MY HEART'. The musician name 'DRUMMER' appears in large, bold all-caps white text, and a red heart graphic is used in place of the word 'HEART' beneath 'STOLE MY'. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A short-sleeve white crew neck t-shirt with black text that forms the slogan 'A SUPER HOT DRUMMER STOLE MY HEART'. The musician name 'DRUMMER' appears in large, bold all-caps black text, and a red heart graphic is used in place of the word 'HEART' beneath 'STOLE MY'. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.

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