Penny For Your Thoughts-Softstyle Gildan Tee

Penny For Your Thoughts-Softstyle Gildan Tee

$32.00 USD
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For anyone who has heard one unsolicited opinion too many and decided the going rate is officially too high. This shirt gives the classic expression a sarcastic, economic adjustment and lets people know their two cents may already be over budget. Dry, dismissive and delightfully unimpressed, it’s a bargain at considerably less than a penny.

Printed on a ridiculously comfortable softstyle tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is ultra lightweight and keeps the sarcasm on display while you continue declining overpriced opinions.

Available in sizes XS-5X. Available in black or white shirts.

Also available in a women's semi-fitted tee and relaxed v-neck shirt.

A short-sleeve black crew neck t-shirt with white text arranged on two lines: 'A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS' on the first line and 'SEEMS KINDA ’SPENSIVE...' on the second. The second line uses SPENSIVE as slang for EXPENSIVE, and a small flying penny graphic with wings appears to the right of the text. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A short-sleeve black crew neck t-shirt with white text arranged on two lines: 'A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS' on the first line and 'SEEMS KINDA ’SPENSIVE...' on the second. The second line uses SPENSIVE as slang for EXPENSIVE, and a small flying penny graphic with wings appears to the right of the text. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A short-sleeve white crew neck t-shirt with black text arranged on two lines: 'A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS' on the first line and 'SEEMS KINDA ’SPENSIVE...' on the second. The second line uses SPENSIVE as slang for EXPENSIVE, and a small flying penny graphic with wings appears to the right of the text. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.

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