He Rides Bitch-Softstyle Gildan Tee

He Rides Bitch-Softstyle Gildan Tee

$32.00 USD
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For the woman who doesn’t ride behind anybody—and doesn’t mind making it perfectly clear where her man sits. This shirt flips the usual biker stereotype with a grin, a little swagger and absolutely no concern for fragile egos. Part of our Couple’s Collection, it pairs with She Rides Her Own for couples who know who’s really got the handlebars.

Printed on a ridiculously comfortable softstyle tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is ultra lightweight and makes the seating arrangement part of the joke...because somebody has to ride in back.

Available in sizes XS-5X. Available in black or white shirts.

Also available in a women's semi-fitted tee and relaxed v-neck shirt.

A short-sleeve black crew neck t-shirt with a detailed white motorcycle illustration above the white text 'HE RIDES BITCH' across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A short-sleeve black crew neck t-shirt with a detailed white motorcycle illustration above the white text 'HE RIDES BITCH' across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A short-sleeve white crew neck t-shirt with a detailed black motorcycle illustration above the black text 'HE RIDES BITCH' across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.

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