I (Heart) Bare Floor-Women’s Relaxed V-Neck Tee

I (Heart) Bare Floor-Women’s Relaxed V-Neck Tee

$38.00 USD
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Smartass Goods Women's Relaxed V-Neck Tee Size Guide

THE FINE PRINT, MINUS THE BORING BULLSHIT

Wrong size? We can work with that.

Size exchange requests must be submitted within 14 days of carrier-confirmed delivery. Exchanges are limited to one per item and must be for the same item in a different size.

Items must be unworn except for trying on, unwashed, undamaged, and in resellable condition. You’re responsible for return shipping, and approved exchanges are subject to a 25% Size Exchange Fee, plus or minus any price difference for the new size.

Please don’t send anything back until your exchange has been approved and you’ve received return instructions.

Damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect items are handled separately at no cost to you.

To submit a size exchange request, click HERE.

View our full Exchange Policy for all the fine print.

For the one who appreciate things neat, tidy and completely unobstructed...because carpet isn’t for everybody. Simple, bold and just innocent-looking enough to make people read it twice, this shirt delivers the kind of double entendre that starts conversations.

Printed on a Bella + Canvas shirt, this tee pairs attitude with an easy, flattering fit. The soft, lightweight fabric is a 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/48% polyester blend, with a relaxed silhouette and V-neck that makes it comfortable and speaks boldly while still being subtle. Those who get it will get it immediately. Those who don’t…probably don’t need an explanation.

Available in sizes S-2X. Available in black or white shirts.

Also available in a classic tee and women's semi-fitted tee.

A women's black relaxed-fit short-sleeve V-neck t-shirt that reads 'I LOVE BARE FLOOR' in white text across the chest, with a red heart graphic used in place of the word 'LOVE'. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A women's black relaxed-fit short-sleeve V-neck t-shirt that reads 'I LOVE BARE FLOOR' in white text across the chest, with a red heart graphic used in place of the word 'LOVE'. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A women's white relaxed-fit short-sleeve V-neck t-shirt that reads 'I LOVE BARE FLOOR' in black text across the chest, with a red heart graphic used in place of the word 'LOVE'. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.

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