I (Heart) Bare Floor-Women's Semi-Fitted Tee

I (Heart) Bare Floor-Women's Semi-Fitted Tee

$32.00 USD
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Smartass Goods Women's Semi-Fitted Tee Size Guide

THE FINE PRINT, MINUS THE BORING BULLSHIT

Wrong size? We can work with that.

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For the one who appreciate things neat, tidy and completely unobstructed...because carpet isn’t for everybody. Simple, bold and just innocent-looking enough to make people read it twice, this shirt delivers the kind of double entendre that starts conversations.

Printed on a ridiculously comfortable softstyle tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton, this semi-fitted shirt skims the body for a flattering look without feeling tight and speaks boldly while still being subtle. Those who get it will get it immediately. Those who don’t…probably don’t need an explanation.

Available in sizes S-2X. Available in black or white shirts.

Also available in a classic tee and women's relaxed v-neck shirt.

A women's black semi-fitted short-sleeve crew neck t-shirt that reads 'I LOVE BARE FLOOR' in white text across the chest, with a red heart graphic used in place of the word 'LOVE'. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A women's black semi-fitted short-sleeve crew neck t-shirt that reads 'I LOVE BARE FLOOR' in white text across the chest, with a red heart graphic used in place of the word 'LOVE'. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A women's white semi-fitted short-sleeve crew neck t-shirt that reads 'I LOVE BARE FLOOR' in black text across the chest, with a red heart graphic used in place of the word 'LOVE'. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.

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