Honey Do Me-Softstyle Gildan Tee

Honey Do Me-Softstyle Gildan Tee

$32.00 USD
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For the one who hears “honey do” and hopes the sentence ends a lot more interestingly than “take out the trash.” This shirt takes the classic relationship chore list and gives it a shamelessly suggestive upgrade. Part of our Couple’s Collection, it pairs with Honey Do? for couples who prefer their matching shirts with a little more action and a lot less housework.

Printed on a ridiculously comfortable softstyle tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is ultra lightweight and keeps the double entendre in play while making it clear that some honey-do lists deserve immediate attention.

Available in sizes XS-5X. Available in black or white shirts.

Also available in a women's semi-fitted tee and relaxed v-neck shirt.

A short-sleeve black crew neck t-shirt that reads 'HONEY DO ME?' in white text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A short-sleeve black crew neck t-shirt that reads 'HONEY DO ME?' in white text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A short-sleeve white crew neck t-shirt that reads 'HONEY DO ME?' in black text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.

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