Distorted As Fuck-Women's Relaxed V-Neck Tee

Distorted As Fuck-Women's Relaxed V-Neck Tee

$38.00 USD
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Smartass Goods Women's Relaxed V-Neck Tee Size Guide

THE FINE PRINT, MINUS THE BORING BULLSHIT

Wrong size? We can work with that.

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For the beautifully warped, slightly off-center and anyone whose perspective has never lined up neatly with everybody else’s. This shirt wears weirdness like a feature instead of a flaw and makes no attempt to straighten anything out. Part of our AF Collection, it’s for people who know normal is mostly a setting nobody asked for.

Printed on a Bella + Canvas shirt, this tee pairs attitude with an easy, flattering fit. The soft, lightweight fabric is a 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/48% polyester blend, with a relaxed silhouette and V-neck that makes it comfortable and leans into the joke even when your sense of reality, humor or good judgment is a little bent.

Available in sizes S-2X. Available in black or white shirts.

Also available in a classic tee and women's semi-fitted tee.

A women's black relaxed-fit short-sleeve V-neck t-shirt that reads 'DISTORTED AS FUCK' in white chalk-style text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A women's black relaxed-fit short-sleeve V-neck t-shirt that reads 'DISTORTED AS FUCK' in white chalk-style text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A women's white relaxed-fit short-sleeve V-neck t-shirt that reads 'DISTORTED AS FUCK' in black chalk-style text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.

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