Dibs On The Bald Guy-Women's Semi-Fitted Tee

Dibs On The Bald Guy-Women's Semi-Fitted Tee

$32.00 USD
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Smartass Goods Women's Semi-Fitted Tee Size Guide

THE FINE PRINT, MINUS THE BORING BULLSHIT

Wrong size? We can work with that.

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For the woman who saw the bald guy, made a decision and called it before anybody else could. This shirt is equal parts affectionate, possessive and playfully territorial. Part of our Couple’s Collection, it pairs with I Am the Bald Guy for couples who like matching shirts without getting anywhere near matching levels of subtlety.

Printed on a ridiculously comfortable softstyle tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton, this semi-fitted shirt skims the body for a flattering look without feeling tight and delivers your claim with zero paperwork and very little room for competing bids.


Available in sizes S-2X. Available in black or white shirts.

Also available in a classic tee and women's relaxed v-neck shirt.

A women's black semi-fitted short-sleeve crew neck t-shirt that reads 'DIBS ON THE BALD GUY' in white text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A women's black semi-fitted short-sleeve crew neck t-shirt that reads 'DIBS ON THE BALD GUY' in white text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A women's white semi-fitted short-sleeve crew neck t-shirt that reads 'DIBS ON THE BALD GUY' in black text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.

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