I Am The Bald Guy-Softstyle Gildan Tee

I Am The Bald Guy-Softstyle Gildan Tee

$32.00 USD
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For the guy who has accepted the obvious and decided to wear it like a title. This shirt is simple, self-aware and even better when paired with the person wearing Dibs on the Bald Guy. Part of our Couple’s Collection, it turns a lack of hair into a relationship status and lets everybody know exactly who got claimed.

Printed on a ridiculously comfortable softstyle tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is ultra lightweight and lets the world know the bald guy has officially been identified and apparently reserved.

Available in sizes XS-5X. Available in black or white shirts.

A short-sleeve black crew neck t-shirt that reads 'I AM THE BALD GUY' in white text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A short-sleeve black crew neck t-shirt that reads 'I AM THE BALD GUY' in white text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A short-sleeve white crew neck t-shirt that reads 'I AM THE BALD GUY' in black text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.

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