Distorted As Fuck-Softstyle Gildan Tee

Distorted As Fuck-Softstyle Gildan Tee

$32.00 USD
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For the beautifully warped, slightly off-center and anyone whose perspective has never lined up neatly with everybody else’s. This shirt wears weirdness like a feature instead of a flaw and makes no attempt to straighten anything out. Part of our AF Collection, it’s for people who know normal is mostly a setting nobody asked for.

Printed on a ridiculously comfortable softstyle tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is ultra lightweight and leans into the joke even when your sense of reality, humor or good judgment is a little bent.

Available in sizes XS-5X. Available in black or white shirts.

Also available in a women's semi-fitted tee and relaxed v-neck shirt.

A short-sleeve black crew neck t-shirt that reads 'DISTORTED AS FUCK' in white chalk-style text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A short-sleeve black crew neck t-shirt that reads 'DISTORTED AS FUCK' in white chalk-style text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A short-sleeve white crew neck t-shirt that reads 'DISTORTED AS FUCK' in black chalk-style text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.

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