Dibs On The Bald Guy-Women’s Relaxed V-Neck Tee

Dibs On The Bald Guy-Women’s Relaxed V-Neck Tee

$38.00 USD
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Smartass Goods Women's Relaxed V-Neck Tee Size Guide

THE FINE PRINT, MINUS THE BORING BULLSHIT

Wrong size? We can work with that.

Size exchange requests must be submitted within 14 days of carrier-confirmed delivery. Exchanges are limited to one per item and must be for the same item in a different size.

Items must be unworn except for trying on, unwashed, undamaged, and in resellable condition. You’re responsible for return shipping, and approved exchanges are subject to a 25% Size Exchange Fee, plus or minus any price difference for the new size.

Please don’t send anything back until your exchange has been approved and you’ve received return instructions.

Damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect items are handled separately at no cost to you.

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For the woman who saw the bald guy, made a decision and called it before anybody else could. This shirt is equal parts affectionate, possessive and playfully territorial. Part of our Couple’s Collection, it pairs with I Am the Bald Guy for couples who like matching shirts without getting anywhere near matching levels of subtlety.

Printed on a Bella + Canvas shirt, this tee pairs attitude with an easy, flattering fit. The soft, lightweight fabric is a 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/48% polyester blend, with a relaxed silhouette and V-neck that makes it comfortable and delivers your claim with zero paperwork and very little room for competing bids.

Available in sizes S-2X. Available in black or white shirts.

Also available in a classic tee and women's semi-fitted tee.

A women's black relaxed-fit short-sleeve V-neck t-shirt that reads 'DIBS ON THE BALD GUY' in white text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A women's black relaxed-fit short-sleeve V-neck t-shirt that reads 'DIBS ON THE BALD GUY' in white text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A women's white relaxed-fit short-sleeve V-neck t-shirt that reads 'DIBS ON THE BALD GUY' in black text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.

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