Dibs On The Bald Guy-Softstyle Gildan Tee

Dibs On The Bald Guy-Softstyle Gildan Tee

$32.00 USD
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For the woman who saw the bald guy, made a decision and called it before anybody else could. This shirt is equal parts affectionate, possessive and playfully territorial. Part of our Couple’s Collection, it pairs with I Am the Bald Guy for couples who like matching shirts without getting anywhere near matching levels of subtlety.

Printed on a ridiculously comfortable softstyle tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is ultra lightweight and delivers your claim with zero paperwork and very little room for competing bids.

Available in sizes XS-5X. Available in black or white shirts.

Also available in a women's semi-fitted tee and relaxed v-neck shirt.

A short-sleeve black crew neck t-shirt that reads 'DIBS ON THE BALD GUY' in white text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A short-sleeve black crew neck t-shirt that reads 'DIBS ON THE BALD GUY' in white text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.
  • A short-sleeve white crew neck t-shirt that reads 'DIBS ON THE BALD GUY' in black text across the chest. The left sleeve is tagged with the brand's logo and a QR code.

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